Gardening... Because Murder Is Wrong

Gardening... Because Murder Is Wrong.

A perfect conversation starter and gift idea, this sign mixes retro charm with modern humor, making it ideal for green thumbs with a dark sense of humor. Whether hung in a garden shed, patio, garage, or kitchen, it’s sure to make guests smile and gardeners nod in agreement.

Features:

• Made from durable, high-quality metal with a distressed vintage finish
• Pre-drilled holes for easy hanging indoors or outdoors
• Fade-resistant print ideal for long-term display
• Dimensions: [Insert dimensions if known]
• Weather-resistant for garden, shed, or patio use
• Unique gift for gardeners, plant lovers, or anyone with a wicked sense of humor
• Lightweight and easy to mount on any surface

Why You Should Buy:

This humorous gardening sign doesn’t just express your love for plants—it adds personality and wit to any space. Its eye-catching design and playful message are perfect for gifting or enhancing your own garden sanctuary. Whether you're unwinding in your greenhouse or welcoming friends to your backyard, this sign sets the tone: fun, free-spirited, and just a little wicked. A must-have piece for anyone who uses gardening as their happy therapy!

FAQs

Is this sign weatherproof?
Yes, it’s designed to withstand outdoor conditions and won’t fade or warp easily.

What are the dimensions?
30cm x 21cm – Fits comfortably in most garden sheds or wall spaces.

Does it come with hanging hardware?
It comes with pre-drilled holes for easy hanging but does not include mounting hardware.

Is this a good gift for a gardening enthusiast?
Absolutely! It’s a fun, unexpected gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because.

Is the style truly vintage or a reproduction?
It’s a vintage-style reproduction with an intentionally distressed, retro finish.